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HUSTLER Classic: Totally Baked

Usually when the topic of tanning a person’s hide comes up, it means that someone is probably gonna get clobbered. Such was not the case with the April ’88 pictorial “Mona: Baked to Perfection”—though we’re sure the photos led to plenty of beating nonetheless.  Shot by photographer James Baes, the layout served up a crotch-swelling...

Robot Revolution: Will Your Job Survive?

Robots are rapidly taking over basic and advanced tasks performed by doctors, lawyers, engineers, educators, journalists, artists, musicians, IT professionals and even investment bankers. And they are doing it with an efficiency, reliability and, above all, profitability that cannot be matched by flesh-and-blood workers. The world economic forum estimates a net loss of over 5...

The Job Pirate

A hero for today’s workplace, this professional pretender worked 82 jobs over the past 20 years, from CEO to porn writer to morgue driver. Meet Brandon Christopher, part con artist, part hustler – 100% funny – and learn important tips, like: why just quit when you can take a dump on your boss’s brand-new Benz?...