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XXX and Chill: Missy Martinez’s Guide to Porn for Couples

Looking to enhance your sex life by adding X-rated videos to the mix, but not sure how to convince your sweetie to invite porn into the bedroom? Fear not; XXX sensation and advice goddess Missy Martinez is here to help. Conventional whack-off wisdom dictates that watching porn is typically done in the bedroom, lights off,...

HUSTLER Classic: Going Native

While foreign travel likely isn’t on most people’s to-do lists for the immediate future, it’s important to remember the many benefits of visiting far-off, exotic lands. For example, it broadens your experience, and deepens your perspective. And you just might end up nailing a superhot native chick in her sweet, sweet ass.  Such was the...

The Truly Filthy Filthy Rich: Jeffrey Epstein, Et Al.

HUSTLER’s Resident Conspiracy Expert Explores the Link Between the Rich and Powerful and Sexual Blackmail Ops. When convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in his New York City jail cell last August, shock waves rippled across the nation, though many were not surprised. Facing the rest of his life behind bars, Epstein was...