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Mope: A Grim XXX Moment Becomes a Gripping Feature Film

Not all stories worth telling have happy endings. In porn parlance, mopes are little more than cocks on call, earning a handful of bucks for fleshing out a scene in a XXX production, perhaps as part of a gangbang or bukkake scene. In between their infrequent, low-paying shoots, they tend to work dead-end jobs or,...

HUSTLER Classic: One Sweet Spread

Hey, did you know that June 16 is National Fudge Day in the United States?  Yeah, we didn’t think so. It’s a pretty obscure holiday, and a lot of us don’t even get the day off from work.  Plus, if you’re anything like us, you’re probably having trouble keeping track of what day it is...

Summer Lovin’: Seasonal Horniness Explained

You’ve probably noticed that, when the temperature surges, so does your libido—but why? Here comes the hot science. Although summer may not officially start until June 20, the temperature is already rising as fast as the hand of a straight-A student with daddy issues. With heatwaves, people inevitably show more skin, and even with some...