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Whacking Off the Wine Flu

Can masturbation really cure a hangover after a night of overindulging? “I like drinking, but drinking doesn’t like me.” —Some poor bastard. Next to rolling around naked with someone who makes your pecker flutter like a coked-up butterfly, getting drunk is one of the greatest pleasures in life. It helps people find toleration amid the...

HUSTLER Classic: Lust in the Afternoon

For most people, when it comes to getting busy, the night time is the right time. But as it’s often been noted, different strokes for different folks—especially when the strokes involved are of the self-pleasuring variety—hey, there’s no wrong time for that!  Take, for instance, Cassie, the lovely young thing at the center of the...

Christopher Bickel’s Neo-Grindhouse Thrills

With highly adrenalized offerings like The Theta Girl and his latest movie Bad Girls, filmmaker Christopher Bickel is wringing big impact out of tiny budgets. Read on for our interview with a modern contender for the Russ Meyer throne. One of the beauties of underground film is that it doesn’t have to pander. Not to...