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GWAR: ‘You Can’t Kill Us!’

The horror-rock icons are back with a new singer and offerings including a CBD line, a graphic novel and—no joke—the first-ever GWAR dildo. They say you can’t kill rock ’n’ roll. And when it comes to horror-rock icons GWAR, we know it is true. After guitarist Flattus Maximus died in 2011, the band rolled on....

HUSTLER Brunet Bush Brigade Part III (Classic Edition)

Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we celebrate any woman who’s willing to buck modern trends and ditch the razor where their lady parts are concerned. Still, it’s difficult not to have a special appreciation for those Honeys of yore who let their pubic pelts grow fully thick and lustrous. With that in mind, let’s once again pay...

What I Learned From Porn

Can XXX entertainment really serve as a form of sex education? Real people weigh in with their experiences.  Sex education, when it exists at all, varies from school to school. Some teachers show boring anatomy videos, others awkwardly put condoms on bananas, and many just preach abstinence and wonder why so many students still end...