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Hump-Day Special: There’s the Rub!

Feeling a little bit worn out during the midweek slump? You know what would refresh you? A nice massage! Better yet, how about a few massages, where every inch of the clients’ bodies get worked over?  Prepare to get rubbed not just the right way, but the best way possible! Your Hump Day might have...
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Porn Is Hard

Ten-year porn veteran Missy Martinez reflects on the mental, emotional and physical challenges that she encountered in the adult-entertainment industry. For those of you who may not know me, I’m Missy Martinez and was a porn star for 10 years. Ten … sticky years. Since retiring two years ago, I’ve done a lot of reflecting...
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Eating Ain’t Cheating … or Is It?

A popular theory has it that going down on someone outside of your relationship doesn’t constitute infidelity. We got people’s tongues wagging about whether they believe that’s true or not. “Eating ain’t cheating,” the old saying goes. It’s a liberal sexual philosophy that’s expressed in such settings as dark, seedy watering holes. You’ll hear it...