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I Think I Loo You

It’s an age-old debate—how long should you wait before you poop in the proximity of a new partner? Join us as we explore this crappy dilemma. Every new relationship has that one gut-wrenching moment—quite literally—when a disturbing sensation rises like a demonic howl from the depths of hell. Oh, sure, you can try to suppress...

Safe-Word Savvy With Alexis Reynolds

A veteran dominatrix explains the importance and protocols of using safe words. Safe words are a vital and crucial element to any form of intimacy, especially when that sexy time can include pushing one’s limits with pain while achieving pleasure. We hear the term safe word thrown around a lot—but what does it actually mean?...

Licking for the Long Term

Is eating pussy the key to a lasting relationship? Maybe, maybe not—but it sure doesn’t hurt. For a lot of guys, eating snatch is right up there with beer and pizza—something to dive into with enthusiasm, and don’t you dare try to stop them. When they’re feasting between a woman’s thighs, all feels right in...