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Newbie Spotlight: Porn’s Rising Stars

Starting a new job in any field is stressful and daunting. Now close your eyes and imagine it’s a job where you take your clothes off and fuck for millions of people to see. Scary as hell, right? Every household-name adult performer started out as an unknown. The path to success for these stars began...

Joe Stapleton: Dating to Win

Online dating is a numbers game. There’s a seemingly endless supply of profiles to choose from, and it’s a gamble if you’re going to meet the love of your life, a dud or a catfish. While some feel overwhelmed by the endless swiping and choice, others feel excitement, like it’s a goddamn sport. Because it...

Friday Funnies: A Pregnant Pause for Humor

Oh, baby—we’re about to deliver some first-rate humor to you! Prepare to experience some serious bloated-belly laughs as we give birth to another edition of Friday Funnies!  “I’m not saying I didn’t do it, I’m saying I don’t remember doing it.” “My Calvin cheats on me so damn much, I’m not even sure this baby...