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Friday Funnies: The Aliens Are Coming!

The truth is out there—and so are these outrageous cartoons featuring close encounters of the perverted kind! Go ahead, enjoy some out-of-this-world humor. “Of course not! We’ve been picking up your television broadcasts. Don’t take us anywhere near your fuckin’ leader!” “FORGET THE LURES! EARTHLING MALES ALWAYS BITE ON LIVE BAIT!” “Americans deserve what they...

Jay Jay French: A Twisted Tale

Twisted Sister’s guitarist and manager discusses the business of music, his new book and whether rock is dead. Everyone knows Jay Jay French from his decades as the lead guitarist for the band Twisted Sister. Their hits “We’re Not Gonna Take It” and “I Wanna Rock” were the gateway soundtrack into heavy metal for the...

Whoa, Mama! Sex and Pregnancy

Is it possible to keep up a satisfying sex life through morning sickness and fatigue? And how do you prioritize intimacy once the baby arrives? Read on for answers. It’s common for sexual relationships to start off hot and heavy and then dip when things get busy or stressful. Often, these dips work themselves out:...