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Sophia Locke’s Taboo Top 3

This insatiable libertine wants it all, and will stop at nothing to get it! Don’t be fooled by her demure eyes or pleasant demeanor—Sophia Locke is a sex fiend who delights in sloppy taboo action. Although she’s a staple of the sexy stepmom genre, Sophia’s personal fantasies and predilections skew dark…and freaky as hell. Ever...

Alt Angels

Tattoos, piercings, wild hair colors—these unconventional XXX sensations are challenging the traditional perceptions of adult industry performers. Porn is amazing not only because of the acts depicted, but also for the variety of looks, style and aesthetics that each model brings to the screen. Nowhere is this more clear than in the “alt” (alternative) category,...

The Hands of Time

Merry wankers, rejoice; according to a new study, your urge to spank it won’t disappear as you get up there in years. We can’t blame horny teenagers for playing with their junk behind closed doors. Hell, at that age, they are barely any better than monkeys at the zoo. A stiff breeze or a gentle...