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My Porn, Myself

Arousing, awkward, informative or all of the above? Adult performers and XXX content creators weigh in on what it’s like to watch their own porn.  Watching yourself have sex is a lot like hearing a recording of your own voice: a little weird at first, but once you get used to it you can’t turn...

Blood Sugar, Sex Magic?

Looking to keep your boner in its full upright position? Try cutting back on the sweets. No one warns men when they’re young and virile—when a strong breeze or a passing thought could launch a full-blown erection—that one day, that same proud soldier might turn into a limp slab of man-meat. We head into adulthood...

A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 11

Don’t you just love a parade? Especially when that parade consists not of floats and marching bands, but wet, hot, wide-open pussy? Get ready to salute as the procession of pink marches by, courtesy of gorgeous HUSTLER Honeys spreading wide for you. Enjoy! Tavia Holly Vanna Bardot Elly Clutch  McKenzie Lee Megan Mistakes Barbie Rous Priscilla...