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Hookup Horrors

From pissed-on bedsheets to pissed-off ex-boyfriends, we look at the many ways that random sex can go wrong. There are only a few things in this world that really make life worth living, and one of them is hooking up with random strangers for some sloppy, no-attachment sex. Pounding unfamiliar poon with no expectation of...

By the Hair on Your Chinny-Chin-Chin

Is sporting a beard a drawback or an enhancer when it comes to going down on your lady? We dive into the bristly debate. If sex was politics, there would no doubt be a sharp partisan divide between the masses over the issue of body hair. We’d have the Democoiffs out there preaching liberal policies...

Hot Asses, Nice Glasses Vol. 3

With National Eyewear Day upon us once again, it’s once again time to celebrate beautiful but poorly sighted babes who aren’t afraid to make sexual spectacles of themselves for your masturbatory pleasure. Go ahead, grab an eyeful! And when you’re done here, make sure to peep our previous installments of Hot Asses, Nice Glasses here...