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Down With the Quickness?

Worried that early ejaculation will ruin your chances with the ladies? Take heart; for some women, it’s actually a plus… Few things will crush a man’s ego faster than landing in bed with a beautiful woman, gearing up in his mind to deliver the ride of a lifetime (because, let’s be honest, this might be...

Birthday Delights

Making curtain calls in this edition’s roundup are five Beavers celebrating birthdays in May. Felicia Fisher, a phone-sex operator from Denver, Colorado, recalled, “When I was 19, I worked at a porn shop, stocking—and reading—the magazines. I thought it would be cool to be seen naked in a magazine and jerked off to, particularly in...

The Golden Age of Porn Is Now!

What a Time to Live Porn is awesome. Porn has always been awesome. But have you noticed lately how porn is really, really ridiculously awesome? From the nascent days of 16mm smut right up to 4K, adult-oriented media has captivated the imagination, aroused our desires and inspired ecstasy. But lately something truly Darwinian has been...