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Let’s Talk About Porn

Why discussing your smut-viewing habits with your significant other can actually be good for your relationship. Conservative forces have spent decades trying to rid a wank-obsessed nation of pornography. What these Bible-thumping radicals may not realize is that, by eliminating the theatrical ribaldry from horndog society, many romantic relationships—theirs included—could end up going limp and...

Tantalizing Tentacles

Because sometimes, a traditional, average-sized and normal-shaped dildo just won’t do. The world of sex toys is growing as rapidly as the meat in our jeans, which is goddamn wonderful! With all the choices available, many content creators and cam artists have embraced the less “traditional” faux dongs and gone towards the alien- and squid-inspired...

Pound-Time Playlists

Why putting on some tunes in the bedroom can lead to more mind-blowing sex. The whole of humping humanity has spent a lifetime trying to find ways to have more mind-blowing sex. They’ve taken the pills, tossed a slew of robo-rammers and poon pulverizers into the mix, and even said a few prayers when nobody...