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Them Crooked Boners

Is there a slight curve in your crotch-cannon? Fear not; it’s probably nothing to worry about and definitely nothing to be ashamed of—and it might just give you an advantage in the bedroom! When the organisms destined to become man crawled out of the sea and started sprouting dongs, the mission was clear: Find the...

Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part 7

Sometimes getting in touch with yourself in a big way requires years of therapy. Other times, all it takes is a few roving fingers in just the right spot. And when the latter happens with a smoking-hot babe, the results can be very magical indeed. With that in mind, join us for a pictorial celebration...

Entrepreneur Entertainers

For these multi-talented and industrious XXX performers, the business of pleasure isn’t their only line of work. Many people don’t realize that being in the adult industry requires a strong business acumen. It is only natural that some porn entertainers would transfer their business skills into starting their own enterprises! Below is a group of...