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Fetish Spotlight: Squishing Sirens

We speak with sexy sirens who put their best feet forward—and muck them up in messy, gooey substances to the delight of their adoring fans. Usually, when we step in something sticky, gooey or dirty, our first reaction is a resounding, “Oh no!” But in the world of squishing, a pair of messy soles and...

Biohazard: United They Rock

Guitarist Bobby Hambel on touring with a porn legend, reuniting with his musical comrades and his band’s blistering new album, Divided We Fall. Biohazard is back in a big way, with all four original members—Evan Seinfeld (bass/vocals), Bobby Hambel (lead guitar), Danny Schuler (drums) and Billy Graziadei (rhythm guitar/vocals)—returning to the fold for a tour...

From Pulpit to Pulling It

According to a recent report, a significant number of clergymen consume porn when they’re not preaching against it. We explore the impact of this unholy double standard. On any given Sunday, legions of God-fearing Americans pack into church pews, eager to repent for being royal asshats all week long. Some may even try to reconnect...