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The Violent Hour: Time to Rock!

Rock ‘n’ roll power couple Carla Harvey and Charlie Benante join musical forces to unleash a ferocious new collection of songs. Carla Harvey is the brunette former lead singer of The Butcher Babies and a touring member of Lords of Acid. Charlie Benanate is the longtime drummer for Anthrax and touring drummer for Pantera. Together,...

Too Direct?

In case there was still any doubt, no—just straight-out asking a stranger for sex isn’t likely to end well. Getting laid is something that people obsess over, and not just men. Despite what we were told growing up by abstinence-peddling gym teachers and reruns of Leave It to Beaver, women think about sex just as...

Everything and the Kitchen Pink

You have to admire a woman who knows her way around a kitchen—especially when she’s cooking up a sexy time in her birthday suit! With that in mind, we’re serving up a selection of culinary-minded cuties from HUSTLER’s Beaver Hunt section. They’re hotter than a stovetop when dinner’s being prepared—but you’ll still want to touch...