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July 2025

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HUSTLER Classic: Goop Is Good Food

The importance of a well-balanced diet can’t be overestimated—it’s the cornerstone of good health and longevity. It’s why we’re taught from an early age about the four food groups of fruit and vegetables, grain, dairy and protein.  And speaking of protein, a healthy dose of gonad goo can help fill out one’s nutritional portfolio, too. ...

Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor Vol. 3

TGIF, everyone! It’s time to belly up to the bar to knock back a few stiff ones and enjoy a few laughs as we wind down after a long week of work. Providing the entertainment for this Happy Hour: HUSTLER’s arsenal of totally outrageous cartoons! So kick back and enjoy some truly intoxicating humor. Bottoms...

Mac Sabbath: Burgers, Blood & Beyond

What do you get when you combine fast food and heavy metal? A tasty musical spectacle with songs you can really sink your teeth into. Mac Sabbath does not do interviews. The whacked-out parody band, who base their songs on the tunes of Black Sabbath and the theme of fast food, demand to remain slathered...