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Small Meets Tall

Meet the size queens of the adult industry, models who are celebrated for their height, whether that be 4-8 Or 6-6. HUSTLER paired small performers with tall performers for interviews to discover the long and the short of their XXX careers. We want everything. Tattoos. No tattoos. Big butts. Augmented breasts. Long hair. Short hair....
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“I Had an Abortion”

Four comedians share their stories. “Our body, our choice.” Conservatives like to use this slogan when it suits them—for example, to refuse life-saving vaccines. But when it applies to policing women’s reproductive rights, fuck autonomy, right? The GOP has been fighting the battle against a woman’s right to choose for decades, and this year they...
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Thanks for Thongs

This Thanksgiving HUSTLER expresses its deepest gratitude for that tiny magical strip of material: the thong. The way it teases, tantalizes, tortures, mesmerizes—fucks with your head until you beg for a glimpse of the treasures it’s hiding. It defines and separates beautiful butt cheeks—hypnotizes as it disappears into the crack between. How can so little...