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December 2024

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Do Body Counts…Count?

Worried about how many people your significant other slept with before you? Don’t be—in fact, a hefty tally of past sexual partners can actually make your relationship stronger. At the beginning of a relationship, there are plenty of discussions that are sure to arise before things get too serious. One of the most polarizing of...

Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 3

Ready to get a case of the blues in the best way possible? Join us as we gaze into the enchanting blue peepers of hot HUSTLER Honeys—and admire the rest of their tantalizing physical attributes while we’re at it. Enjoy! Nevaeh & Charlie Laine Tavia Lindsay Marie Roxy Shaw Eila Adams Alexis Haley Cummings Victoria...

Facial Frenzy!

For these semen-savoring beauties, getting a faceful of man-goo is a total blast. When we hear the word facial, we often picture a serene spa, soothing music and a skin-moisturizing treatment—but not today. (Well, maybe the moisturized skin part!) We’re talking about some of your favorite on-screen starlets being sandblasted with ooey-gooey goodness! We gathered...