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Friday Funnies: Sign Us Up!

Looking for a sign of the times? How about a dozen or so? We’re diving into HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons to serve up gut-busting wisdom with some tell-tale signs. “Wanna bet? I’m fuckin’ ecstatic!”...

Booze and Boning: A Complicated Cocktail

Not to be a buzzkill, but mixing alcohol and sex isn’t always a good idea—there are plenty of downsides to screwing while sloshed. In some of my most desperate hours (and trust me, in my late 20s there were many), I’d walk to this seedy dive bar down the street from my apartment around last...

Hump-Day Special: Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 4

Long, flowing, luxurious locks are a thing of beauty, but there’s something undeniably sexy about a woman with short hair. A woman who flouts traditional conventions and lives life on her own terms, with her own sense of style. And if that sense of style involves stripping down and showing off her beautiful body, all...