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The Wrong Silent Type

For various reasons, lots of guys are reluctant to make some noise when they’re getting busy—much to their ladies’ chagrin. Here’s why it’s a good idea to pump up the fucking volume. In the arena of aphrodisia, men desperately want the human equivalent of a horny jaguar that fucks like she’s got two vaginas. You...

Bleached Butthole Beauties

Thanks to the miracle of modern technology, a lighter, brighter anus can be yours! XXX beauties Taylor Gunner and Lara Grace Ryan describe the ins and outs of bleaching your butthole. There are tons of ways for people to improve their appearances these days. You can get some Botox to keep those pesky wrinkles at...

Highly Aroused

A recent study has found that ingesting weed leads to stronger orgasms. So go ahead, stoners; turn on and get off! An unknown philosopher once said, “Whatever I do, I do it better stoned,” and according to a new study, that also applies to shooting semen and creaming your panties.   Researchers from East Carolina University...