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Booze and Boning: A Complicated Cocktail

Not to be a buzzkill, but mixing alcohol and sex isn’t always a good idea—there are plenty of downsides to screwing while sloshed. In some of my most desperate hours (and trust me, in my late 20s there were many), I’d walk to this seedy dive bar down the street from my apartment around last...
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Hump-Day Special: Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 4

Long, flowing, luxurious locks are a thing of beauty, but there’s something undeniably sexy about a woman with short hair. A woman who flouts traditional conventions and lives life on her own terms, with her own sense of style. And if that sense of style involves stripping down and showing off her beautiful body, all...
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We’re Not Porn Stars, Are We?

No, you probably won’t ever experience the kind of over-the-top sex you see in XXX. But remember, some things are best left to the professionals. Spend an extended amount of time on the road, no matter if it’s to play guitar for a band or work as a roving journalist, and sex becomes more of...