Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

November 2025

Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

Beaver of the Year Contest

Meet the 2023 Beaver of the Year winner and cast your vote for the uninhibited hottie who you think should take the title of Beaver of the Year next. Now’s your chance; make your voice heard! 2023 Beaver of the Year: Holly Hotwife ISSUE: July ’22 | AGE: 40 | HEIGHT: 5-10 “Being published in...

Friday Funnies: The Aliens Are Coming! Vol. 3

Greetings, humans! Are you ready for some humor that is truly not of this earth? Prepare for some close encounters of the hilarious kind, as we explore HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons and embark on a mission to make you laugh your ass off. Enjoy! “To hell with all the scientific tests. We just...

Leveling the Laying Field

Despite decades of progress, sexual double standards between men and women still persist. We lay out a path toward fucking egalitarianism. Once upon a time, women were expected to sleep with just one man over the course of a lifetime, and that was their lawfully wedded husband. Do you, Sally, take Billy’s dick to be...