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The Incredible Shrinking Manhood

Bad news, guys; hair isn’t the only thing you might lose as you get older. Yes, we’re talking about your dong size, but don’t worry—we have some advice on how to stay hung even when you’re not young. Life plays many cruel jokes on a man over the span of his time on this planet...

How Many Licks?

We tackle the age-old question of just how long you should be spending downtown before moving on to the main fucking act. When we were young and impressionable young whippersnappers with hardly any pubes on our balls, the television told us that it takes precisely three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie...

Focusing in on Holly Randall

The esteemed photographer and director discusses her process, her podcast and her decision to step in front of the camera as a model herself. If you’ve ever scrolled through your favorite starlet’s social media, opened up a glossy porn mag or watched a scene from your favorite company, chances are you’ve seen the amazing work...