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Friday Funnies: Here Comes the Judge! Vol. 3

Order in the court? Not today! We’re bringing you in front of the judge for a hilarious romp through the legal system, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons. All rise–and have a good laugh! “Your Honor, Mr. Walker has had too many concussions to recall all the women he impregnated and all the...

DGAF: Max Pain and the Ultimate Comeback

After racking up a quarter-million dollars in debt and hitting rock bottom in 2017, a California cash-game crusher looks to rebuild his bankroll and his life. Everyone loves an underdog. Maybe that’s why it’s so devastating to see poker phenomenon DGAF lose a $35,000 pot to a runner-runner full house with 96% equity after the...

XXX Picks: Hollywood Sex Scenes

A collection of adult-industry performers discuss their favorite steamy moments on the big screen. When you have sex on camera for a living, the bar is set pretty damn high when it comes to watching people get busy on the big screen. Given their gold standard in doing the deed in front of the camera,...