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Too Dumb to Come?

The lack of sex education in America is creating a nation of stupid fuckers—and that’s a huge problem for our country. It’s no secret by now, what with more than 77 million people voting fascism with a spray tan into the White House last year, that the American populace isn’t the brightest of the bunch....

Skye Sweetnam: Becoming Sumo Cyco

Skye Sweetnam went from pop princess and Britney Spears tourmate to fierce metal frontwoman. Now she’s diving into the Neon Void and taking listeners along for the ride. Once upon a time, Skye Sweetnam was a teenage pop star singing about boys and touring with Britney Spears. After two albums, Skye saw there was a...

Crazy in Love?

According to recent research, people are romantically drawn to others who have the same mental issues as they do—which isn’t necessarily the recipe for madness it might sound like. They say love drives us crazy and, according to recent research, that drive might be shorter for some people than others. According to the Laureate Institute...