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Russ Ballard: Hit Man

From “You Can Do Magic” to “Winning” and many more, songwriting legend Russ Ballard has penned some of rock’s most beloved tunes. With his latest album, he delivers new songs and fresh takes on his catalog of classics. You may not know the name Russ Ballard, but if you are even a casual fan of...

Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 8

Eager lips wrapped around stiff, swollen shafts. Agile tongues lapping at lust-bloated balls. Sweet smiles coated with thick, sticky coats of gonad goo. Such are the joys of blowjobs, a labor of love that leaves a guy oh-so-fulfilled, yet thoroughly drained. Join us for a pictorial salute to the art of fellatio. We promise, it...

I Think I Loo You

It’s an age-old debate—how long should you wait before you poop in the proximity of a new partner? Join us as we explore this crappy dilemma. Every new relationship has that one gut-wrenching moment—quite literally—when a disturbing sensation rises like a demonic howl from the depths of hell. Oh, sure, you can try to suppress...