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Saturday Special: Lickety Split Vol. 2

Pussy—it’s what’s for supper. And breakfast. And lunch. And brunch. And dessert. And, sure, a midnight snack too! As far as we’re concerned, you can never get your fill of sweet, juicy poon. So open wide and gorge yourself on this smorgasbord of snatch-lapping action. And when you’re done here, make sure to go for seconds...

Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember 5

Infidelity is no laughing matter—or is it? Join us as we take a deep dive into HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons to explore the more humorous side of screwing around on your partner. Trust us, you won’t feel cheated! “I never said I didn’t like sucking dick. I said I didn’t like sucking your...

Pay Attention, Dummy!

Why your woman is likely to dump your ass for someone else—and how you can avoid it. Married men often have no freaking clue that their wives are on the prowl for some strange until it’s too late. Rest assured, there is some poor fool sitting on a barstool right now, drowning his sorrows because...