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HUSTLER Classic: Royal Flesh

It’s good to be the queen—but it might be even better to gaze upon a royally ravishing babe in all her natural glory.  Exhibit A: The June 2005 HUSTLER pictorial Natalia Cruze: All Hail the Queen, which featured a beauty of regal proportions.  The photo-spread, lensed by photographer Laurent Sky, presented bewitching brunette Natalia Cruze...

Friday Funnies: Old Fucks Vol. 3

As the old saying goes, just because there’s snow on the roof doesn’t mean there isn’t a fire in the furnace. With that in mind, join us on a hilarious celebration of horny geriatrics, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons. Enjoy! “This is my midlife crisis, Marsha! Butt out!” “You should stop while...

Big Dick Blues

Regretting the fact that you’re not hung like King Dong? You shouldn’t; sometimes packing a huge hog is more of a burden than a blessing. There is an unwavering source of consistent misery in almost every man’s life, and that’s his dick. It’s the one bodily feature that he’s destined to live out the rest...