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A Naughty Habit

Holy fuck! Join us as we kneel before these masterful practitioners of religious fetishism. Forgive us, Father, for we have sinned, and that’s not a bad thing! A growing niche in the adult industry is religious fetishism. Yes, you read that right. From sexy nuns to demonic gangbangs, this bukkake of blasphemy will have you...

Plan, Me?

With increasing attacks on reproductive rights, demand for emergency contraception among women is surging—and if guys are smart, they’ll gladly offer to cover the cost of it. If ever there was a near-perfect business model in the United States designed around sex, it was the pharmaceutical industry wagering on drunk and horny people engaging in...

Smells Like Cream Spirit

They say that love stinks—and it’s also true that sex can create a hell of a scent too. Around 20 years ago, I left a little dive bar in Winslow, Indiana, with two women of equal or greater drunkenness and headed to a recording studio I’d been shacked up in for a few months. (I’d...