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Gooning Gods and Goddesses

Masturbating for hours until you’re in a trancelike state before you finally come…for fans of gooning, the waiting is the hardest (and hottest) part. I think we can all agree that orgasms are pretty fucking amazing. The feeling of release and ecstasy coursing through your body can’t be beat. Now imagine you’re watching your favorite...

Exit Eden: Femmes Fatales Assemble!

Enjoy face-melting riffage and soaring, megawatt vocals? Meet your new symphonic metal obsession. Symphonic metal: Just two little words to describe an epic style of music you need to add to your playlists. And our favorite group involved in this bombastic sound? That would be Exit Eden, a trio of female rockers—Anna Brunner (League of...

Horny Herbivores?

Can adopting a plant-based diet be the key to a stronger sex drive? Although people typically frequent their local watering holes to seek out a sex partner, lettuce consider for a moment that the bar they really should be hanging around is of the salad variety. Yessiree, boys—researchers at Stanford University have reportedly discovered that...