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Paranormal XXX-periences

Prepare to be scared stiff, as some of our favorite adult-industry entertainers recall their brushes with the supernatural. We’ve probably all encountered it. An odd noise in a place where you’re alone, the hair on the back of your neck standing up and a dreadful feeling of something not being right.  I had the haunting...

HUSTLER Classic: Royal Flesh

It’s good to be the queen—but it might be even better to gaze upon a royally ravishing babe in all her natural glory.  Exhibit A: The June 2005 HUSTLER pictorial Natalia Cruze: All Hail the Queen, which featured a beauty of regal proportions.  The photo-spread, lensed by photographer Laurent Sky, presented bewitching brunette Natalia Cruze...

Friday Funnies: Old Fucks Vol. 3

As the old saying goes, just because there’s snow on the roof doesn’t mean there isn’t a fire in the furnace. With that in mind, join us on a hilarious celebration of horny geriatrics, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons. Enjoy! “This is my midlife crisis, Marsha! Butt out!” “You should stop while...