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Sex in the Stars?

Can astrology really help you find the ideal porking partner, or is it all just a stellar load of bullshit? Astrology—what a bunch of crap. To me, it’s a heaping load of jibber jabber that people use as an excuse for their shortcomings, to avoid taking responsibility for the clown-shoe behavior that turns their lives...
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Friday Funnies: Shop Till You Pop

It’s Black Friday—that annual post-Thanksgiving ritual when Americans everywhere flock to the shops and malls in a frenzied quest to score bargains and finish their holiday gift shopping. Hopefully, you’re doing the smart thing by browsing the e-tailer sites while digesting leftover turkey and pumpkin pie in your underwear, but you can still enjoy a...
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Getting Your Groove Back

Feel like your sex drive has been stuck in neutral lately? Fear not, we have some crucial advice on how to get back on the road to sexual vitality. There are a plethora of reasons why your sex drive might be stuck in neutral. Maybe you’ve been with your partner for so long that sex...