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July 2025

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Hook Up, Bail Out

Join us as we tackle the touchy subject of when to head for the door after a one-night stand. There’s an old country song which wisely asserts that you have to “know when to walk away, and know when to run.” This slice of philosophy from the depths of Americana, it could be debated, should...

New Year’s Sex-olutions

Some of our favorite XXX performers share their goals, hopes and ambitions for 2024. Holy shit—it’s almost 2024! Each year is a clean start, an opportunity to wipe the slate clean and fulfill our goals, desires and, damnit—accomplish what we need to do. Besides wealth, health and better practices, an often-neglected aspect of our pledges...

Don’t Sweat It

The ritual of most men is to shower before leaving the house, ensuring that their redolence radiates with favorability as they venture out for a poon-prowling night on the town. They douse themselves in all the latest, greatest fragrances because they think a pleasing aroma is what gets the love holes of the ladies fluttering...