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Cubbi Thompson: Revenge of the Nerd

She’s rated triple-X, but this geek-tastic adult performer is as nerdy as they come—and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Sexy. Smoldering. Sweater kittens for days. Porn star Cubbi Thompson is all these things and more—so much more. Whether she’s mastering her lightsaber technique or brushing up on spells, Cubbi is a sex goddess...

Load Warriors

When it comes to taking loads of jizz, it’s the more, the merrier for these semen-savoring beauties. Adult performers aren’t afraid to get dirty (clearly), and when it comes to, well… cum, more is never an issue for these three jizz-loving actresses. HUSTLERMagazine.com talked with the following lovely load-lovers about their personal records with taking...

Apocalypse, Now? Let’s Fuck!

Yes, between climate change and societal upheaval, it might feel like we’re spiraling toward the end times—but who’s to say we can’t dive into the devastation dick-first? Before renowned physicist Stephen Hawking shuffled off this mortal coil in 2018, he predicted the world would end within the next thousand years, as sinister developments like the...