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Attired Cliché

Contrary to commonly held belief, you can’t always tell how a person will be in the sack by the clothes they wear on their back. Society says to never judge a book by its cover. We tend to agree, unless of course it’s the Holy Bible—then, well, by all means, judge all you want, because...

Real American Horror Story

Step inside the Chicago Murder Castle and meet the good doctor, a most dangerously charming man, a twisted psychopath who might well be america’s first serial killer: Dr. H.H. Holmes. Chicago grew into a mecca of industry and power in the decades following the Great Fire of 1871. It became a bustling city offering a...

Penny Barber: “Call Me Mommy”

PHOTOGRAPHY BY @MR_REX_SHEPHERD (INSTAGRAM) This modern-day Mrs. Robinson combines striking looks, a dominant presence and an undeniable passion for performing: Penny Barber is the ultimate MILF. There is a constant in every single Penny Barber scene: It’s dirty as fuck! Whether Barber is looking luscious in latex or seducing a stepson, she always delivers a...