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Fucking Fatal?

Could a lack of sex actually kill you? Well, it’s certainly isn’t good for you—and there’s a mountain of evidence that humping on the regular has numerous health benefits. Can you die from a lack of sex? That appears to be the concern of many people currently suffering a sexual drought.  No doubt, a dry...

Glory Holes Galore!

It’s time to go balls to the wall—we’re about to discuss anonymous blowjobs delivered through sensually seedy openings. Glory, glory (hole), hallelujah! We’ve all heard tales of a secluded gas station that is rumored to have a hole cut in one of the men’s room stalls and, well—you know how the rest goes. While most...

Prophylactic Pit Stop?

A new report suggests that it’s best to put on a new condom after 30 minutes of sex. But does that theory hold, um, water? We go deep to find out… In the rowdy realm of pecker slinging, all sorts of unforeseen accidents can erupt at any given moment to cause a diddle-time disruption. One...