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September 2025

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In Her Fucking Prime?

Do women really reach their sexual peak later in life? We dive into the facts and myths surrounding the Cougar Principle. When I was just a wee whippersnapper, I was led to believe that it was more sexually viable for a young stud to pursue an older woman—a cougar, as they are often referred to...

Hump-Day Special: Get a Leg Up Vol. 8

Attention, leg men! Need a little lift to help get you over the mid-week blahs? We have just the thing for you—a collection of some of HUSTLER’s leggiest Honeys, showing off their gorgeous gams (and so much more)! Go ahead, step into ecstasy! Scarlett Alexis  Mina Luxx Mia Trejsi  Skyler Storm Azura Grace Lilly Bell...

Hookup Horrors

From pissed-on bedsheets to pissed-off ex-boyfriends, we look at the many ways that random sex can go wrong. There are only a few things in this world that really make life worth living, and one of them is hooking up with random strangers for some sloppy, no-attachment sex. Pounding unfamiliar poon with no expectation of...