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Friday Funnies: Old Fucks Vol. 3

As the old saying goes, just because there’s snow on the roof doesn’t mean there isn’t a fire in the furnace. With that in mind, join us on a hilarious celebration of horny geriatrics, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons. Enjoy! “This is my midlife crisis, Marsha! Butt out!” “You should stop while...
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Big Dick Blues

Regretting the fact that you’re not hung like King Dong? You shouldn’t; sometimes packing a huge hog is more of a burden than a blessing. There is an unwavering source of consistent misery in almost every man’s life, and that’s his dick. It’s the one bodily feature that he’s destined to live out the rest...
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Foghat: The Slow Ride Continues

Founding member Roger Earl talks about the meaning of “Slow Ride,” what the hell a Foghat is and the band’s new album, Sonic Mojo. Roger Earl is a rock ’n’ roll survivor. At age 77, he has outlived all other original members of his long-running band Foghat, and many of the other bands from his...