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May 2025

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Natalie Cuomo: Funny as Fuck

Natalie Cuomo is hard to pin down. Is she the “Queen of Queens,” a bad girl of comedy who loves to roam the dark streets of the Big City? Or a sensitive soul whose first tattoo was of a vegetable? Whatever Natalie is, she’s also hilarious. Her 2022 first album, Shut Up You Loved It,...

Birthday Delights

We’ve found a way to counter poet T.S. Eliot’s assessment that “April is the cruelest month” by bringing back five Beavers celebrating birthdays in April. “I want to be the most daring girl in porn,” declared Adelle Sabelle from Svitavy, Czechia. “Am I a slut? Am I a nympho? Truth is, I’m a former hairdresser...

Asses High Vol. 9

Butt’s up, people! We’re back again with another loving look at some of the best backsides in the business, courtesy of HUSTLER’s most rump-tastic Honeys! So join us as we take up the rear for a cock-stiffening tribute to tush… Jewel Diamant Lucy Mendez Addis Fouché Sofia Ellie Nova Bambi Barton...