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XXX Superfan Stories

From houses to life-insurance policies, some of our favorite performers share the lavish gifts that their devotees have offered them. Being a devotee of adult entertainers is such a personal type of fandom. When someone is making you come in one form or another, the levels of appreciation can grow to giant proportions. From paying...

Mind Over Mattress?

Tackling the age-old question: What’s more important in a partner, sexual attractiveness or serious smarts? When our horny bits haul us out into the world hunting for a hard or dripping companion to pair up with, we have standards—ideally, we’d prefer that said partner comes with a gorgeous face and a brilliant mind. It doesn’t...

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Adding extra pizzazz to this roundup is a handful of Beavers celebrating birthdays in August. “Men get horny looking at naked women, and I love arousing them,” proclaimed Betzz, a XXX video vixen and former ballerina from Prague, Czechia. “Girls from my country are beautiful, sweet and skillful in the boudoir. That’s why men around...