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Stage Fright: Notes From a Fan Blowbang

MASKED MEN LOUNGE AROUND THE LOBBY OF THE EROTIC HERITAGE MUSEUM IN LAS VEGAS. TWO LUCHADORES STAND LIKE BODYGUARDS ON EITHER SIDE OF A MANNEQUIN MADE TO RESEMBLE DONALD TRUMP. A MIDDLE-AGED LONE RANGER RECLINES ON A ROMANESQUE BED SURROUNDED BY ENORMOUS STONE PHALLUSES AS BEDPOSTS. A MAN IN A SKI MASK AND ANOTHER MAN...

College Anal 101: A Study Guide

IT’S EVIDENT THAT PUBLIC EDUCATION IS FAILING IN THIS COUNTRY WHEN STUDENTS CONTINUE TO ARRIVE AT COLLEGE ANAL VIRGINS. THIS, I SUSPECT, IS WHY DIRECTOR RICK DAVIS IS SHOOTING HUSTLER’S COLLEGE ANAL 101— TO FILL THE GAPS CENSORED OUT OF STATE-SPONSORED SEX-ED COURSES. I, IN TURN, AM ON SET TO CREATE A KIND OF STUDY...