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September 2022

Scarlett Alexis
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How to Pick Up a Porn Star

HUSTLER asked 25 XXX stars for the best and worst pickup lines they have ever heard. Prepare to laugh…and be flabbergasted by the lines that actually worked. CHLOE BELLE Twitter: @TheChloeBelle_ BEST: “Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.” I’m not...

Getting Nailed!

Looking for a fetish that you can really sink your claws into? Allow these long-taloned ladies to scratch that kinky itch of yours. Is there anything better than getting nailed in a major way? Okay—not that kind of “nailed.” We’re talking about actual fingernails! You’ve probably seen—and been thrilled by—long, manicured and wildly colored claws...

Cannabis Cuties

In honor of 4/20, we spark up a conversation with some of our favorite weed-friendly XXX performers. It’s that time of year again. That smoke cloud and skunk-scented aroma are in the air: it’s 4/20, the “high” holiday for stoners everywhere! To celebrate this wonderful day of tokeage, we gathered a group of hotties for...