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June 2025

50 Years of Freedom
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Coming to Terms

If you’re one of those dopes who thinks that female orgasms aren’t important, consider this—your inability to get a woman off could take you right out of the mating game. Right now, a horny herd of guys is probably glued to Fox News, tossing around some locker room talk about how sex isn’t about the...

Calling in Horny?

Could paid sex days become the next step in employee compensation packages? Back in the day, calling in sick was reserved for near-death experiences—fevers so high you were hallucinating, clutching the toilet bowl like the last passenger might cling to the cargo crane on the Titanic, begging for some higher power to just end it...

Post-Nut Revelations

Join us as we dissect that illuminating and sometimes distressing moment of clarity that occurs right after an orgasm. Few phenomena are as widely recognized—yet rarely discussed with total honesty—as post-nut clarity. For those who might be unfamiliar with the phrase, it’s that brief, relentlessly sobering moment after orgasm when horniness fades and reality slaps...