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Genuine Attraction

Looking to achieve true success in the dating arena? Drop the act and just be yourself. Dating sucks. Let’s just be absolutely clear about that. It’s like job hunting—there’s the initial messaging back and forth, the pre-screening of the candidate, the awkward first meeting and the grueling “interviews” that almost always end in disappointment. If...

Twat’s in a Name?

How a woman refers to her intimate parts can say a lot about how she might perform in bed—so listen up! Sit across from a woman on a first date, and it’s natural to ask about her favorite music, movies or books—you know, safe topics designed to reveal who she is before the entrées hit...

Stamp of Approval?

Exploring society’s complicated relationship with the lower back tattoo. No man forgets the first time he gets busy with a woman bearing a lower back tattoo, sometimes colloquially referred to as a “tramp stamp.” One minute, he’s at the bar having a deep conversation with a nice lady about life and whether aliens exist. The...