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Crazy in Love?

According to recent research, people are romantically drawn to others who have the same mental issues as they do—which isn’t necessarily the recipe for madness it might sound like. They say love drives us crazy and, according to recent research, that drive might be shorter for some people than others. According to the Laureate Institute...

From Pulpit to Pulling It

According to a recent report, a significant number of clergymen consume porn when they’re not preaching against it. We explore the impact of this unholy double standard. On any given Sunday, legions of God-fearing Americans pack into church pews, eager to repent for being royal asshats all week long. Some may even try to reconnect...

Initiation Frustration?

Listen up, guys; there’s a right way—and definitely a few wrong ways—to hit your partner up for sex. When it comes to sex, men have a bad habit of ditching any semblance of civility and reverting straight back to a wild animalistic state. It’s a tradition as old as the cavemen, who thought foreplay meant...