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Author: Mike Adams

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The Wrong Silent Type

For various reasons, lots of guys are reluctant to make some noise when they’re getting busy—much to their ladies’ chagrin. Here’s why it’s a good idea to pump up the fucking volume. In the arena of aphrodisia, men desperately want the human equivalent of a horny jaguar that fucks like she’s got two vaginas. You...
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Jerk Off—Proudly!

Religious, political and spiritual forces have waged campaigns against masturbation for a variety of bullshit reasons. We dispel the myths spewed by semen-retention proponents and explore why jerking off isn’t just good—it’s good for you! A lot of guys were told when they were young that jerking off isn’t proper behavior for a young man....
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Eject, or Ejaculate?

Ever see a bad date through to the bitter end just because you hoped there might be sex afterward? Of course you have! We explore the tricky question of when to hang tough, and when to say enough is enough. It was a long, loveless marriage, one that eventually ended in the kind of pain...