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So, Who’s Making the First Move?

With dating dynamics shifting and consent at the forefront now more than ever, we explore the delicate art of breaking the ice. Dating has always been a source of anxiety for both men and women. There are just so many questions before meeting someone for the first time: Will they like me? Will I like...

Like Body, Like Cock

Want to keep your unit in working order as you amble on into your golden years? Put down the chips and pick up the exercise equipment! We’re always hearing about how we need exercise, that we’re supposed to ditch the booze and cigarettes, avoid any bathroom where they might be snorting cocaine off the toilet...

When Dirty Talk Goes Wrong

Ever dropped a mortifying blooper in the bedroom when you’ve tried to make sexy banter? You’re not alone. Read on for some dirty-talk nightmares—and some advice on how to avoid them. When we were in high school, sex was one of those things that seemed pretty cut and dried. You got naked, stuck your pee-pee...