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In Too Deep

Sure, with summer upon us, the idea of a poke in the pool or the pond might sound tempting, but beware—there are many perils to underwater sex. Summer means different things to different people. For some, it’s family vacations to Disneyland in pursuit of making memories for little Jimmy and Sally. And then there are...

Speed-Fucking

On your mark… get set… screw! Sure, a marathon sex session is nice, but sometimes—for a variety of reasons—you just want to get across the finish line as quickly as possible. There are times during a sexual encounter when a couple’s really going for broke, risking all sorts of gnarly afflictions from heart attack and...

Doing Them Dirty

Because sometimes sex is messy. Filthily, disgustingly, gloriously messy. I was working at this chicken restaurant across the street from my house back in high school when I met this girl who was also working at the bird joint. She worked in salads, while I was a snot-nosed derelict bussing tables and washing dishes. This...