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Post-Nut Revelations

Join us as we dissect that illuminating and sometimes distressing moment of clarity that occurs right after an orgasm. Few phenomena are as widely recognized—yet rarely discussed with total honesty—as post-nut clarity. For those who might be unfamiliar with the phrase, it’s that brief, relentlessly sobering moment after orgasm when horniness fades and reality slaps...

Why Can’t We Be Friends?

Yes, contrary to what some might believe, men and women can maintain platonic relationships. One of the oldest debates in the book begs a seemingly simple question: Can men and women really be just friends, or is there always an underlying sexual tension destined to throw a wrench in their feeble attempts at buddydom? To...

Age Spreads

Wondering why men and women alike seek out younger mates as they get up there in years? Here comes the science… In Richard Linklater’s cult classic Dazed and Confused, set in rural Texas on the last day of school in 1976, David Wooderson—an older guy who works for the city but still loves to party...