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Romancing the Rear

How anal sex could serve as a backdoor pathway to greater intimacy in your relationship. Anal sex was once one of those exploratory affairs men tried to persuade the missus into with a long night of pleading and a lot of luck. After all, ass play just wasn’t just going to happen miraculously on, say,...

Down With the Quickness?

Worried that early ejaculation will ruin your chances with the ladies? Take heart; for some women, it’s actually a plus… Few things will crush a man’s ego faster than landing in bed with a beautiful woman, gearing up in his mind to deliver the ride of a lifetime (because, let’s be honest, this might be...

The No-So-Great Sex Depression?

Are a number of societal shifts conspiring to turn America into a nation that just can’t give a fuck anymore? While the economy continues to fly straight into the red, white and blue crapper formerly known as the good ol’ US of A, another national crisis is simultaneously threatening to make America lame again—the death...