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Making America Celibate Again?

Wary of losing even more rights under a second Trump term, a growing number of women are considering swearing off sex with men. Now that American voters have put Donald Trump back on the path to the Oval Office, women are freaking out over the possibility that his second term could spell disaster for their...

Pure Frustration?

Conservative fuckers, take note—purity culture can lead to lousy, and even painful, sex. The outcome of the 2024 election has led many to fear that there’s a big-time purification coming to the collective American bedroom. Specifically, Project 2025—a collection of recommendations for the next Republican  administration put together by conservative think tank The Heritage Foundation—has...

Getting Dirty With Clean Freaks

Sex and germophobia aren’t always the best bedmates, but with a little work and patience, even the biggest cooties-fearer can learn to have a filthy good time. It can be tough at times to get down and dirty with a significant other, especially if your partner is afraid of dirt. Trying to canoodle with someone...