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Bedroom Bylaws

Examining the rules that people establish for having sex, from the somewhat odd to the downright bizarre. When the cosmic architects first cooked up this sex thing to keep their little alien ant farm nice and populated, they designed it so every creature—no matter how evolved—could tap straight into their inner beast. The plan was...

Sad Sacks?

If you’re looking for happiness in a prescription bottle, bear in mind that antidepressant use can lead to a sorry situation in the bedroom. There comes a brief, shining moment in every human life when joy feels inevitable, the world makes sense and nothing seems poised to ruin it. Then we turn seven. From that...

Genuine Attraction

Looking to achieve true success in the dating arena? Drop the act and just be yourself. Dating sucks. Let’s just be absolutely clear about that. It’s like job hunting—there’s the initial messaging back and forth, the pre-screening of the candidate, the awkward first meeting and the grueling “interviews” that almost always end in disappointment. If...