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Mark of the (Sex) Beast

Join us as we sink our teeth into the sucky subject of hickeys. As horny teens, one indication that a youngster has finally snaked their way into the naughty origins of their sexuality is the gruesome advent of a hickey. They might show up to math class one morning trying to act all coy, perhaps...

Vacation Lays

As if you need another reason to take some time off and book a trip, consider this—sex on sabbatical is so much hotter than what you get at home. Going on vacation can be an incredibly freeing experience. Whether it’s a month-long retreat in Thailand or a little weekend getaway 100 miles from home, a...

Coming Soon?

Having trouble with premature ejaculation? Don’t worry, it happens to most guys at some point. More importantly, there are methods to overcome it. The phrase coming soon has been known to generate anticipation in eager people when they hear about a new film or a restaurant moving into the neighborhood, but it doesn’t have the...