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Dick on Deck

Yes, there’s a pretty good chance that your woman already has another guy in mind to take your place if your relationship goes south. The good news is, there are ways to prevent things from getting to that point. Any man who’s been hitched to a significant other for a while may reside in a...

Sorry, Boss—I’m on My Porn Break!

According to recent research, millions of people take time out of the workday to consume XXX. We look at the risks of watching smut on the clock. It seems a lot of hard-working people probably got that way by watching porn on the job—that is, if a recent study out of the United Kingdom holds...

She’s Got Legs

Sure, it might feel great to fold your girl up like a rag doll while you’re going to town, but beware—not every woman is willing to risk pulling a hamstring in the name of sexual gymnastics. A lot of women have legs that seem to go all the way up to their ears. As guys—the...