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In Her Fucking Prime?

Do women really reach their sexual peak later in life? We dive into the facts and myths surrounding the Cougar Principle. When I was just a wee whippersnapper, I was led to believe that it was more sexually viable for a young stud to pursue an older woman—a cougar, as they are often referred to...
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Hookup Horrors

From pissed-on bedsheets to pissed-off ex-boyfriends, we look at the many ways that random sex can go wrong. There are only a few things in this world that really make life worth living, and one of them is hooking up with random strangers for some sloppy, no-attachment sex. Pounding unfamiliar poon with no expectation of...
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By the Hair on Your Chinny-Chin-Chin

Is sporting a beard a drawback or an enhancer when it comes to going down on your lady? We dive into the bristly debate. If sex was politics, there would no doubt be a sharp partisan divide between the masses over the issue of body hair. We’d have the Democoiffs out there preaching liberal policies...