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June 2025

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Breast Friends Forever

Tits—we just can’t get enough of them! But why? Unpacking our relentless obsession with boobs. There’s something undeniably bizarre that happens to men in the presence of boobs. They get all fluttery, their eyes zero in like heat-seeking missiles and it takes visible effort for them to look away. It’s as if some ancient instinct...

Holy War on Humping?

Are the powers that be mounting a campaign against casual sex? We examine the dark side of the Religious Right’s current push for procreation. Could we be facing a religious crusade against bumping uglies outside the constraints of a relationship? Oh god, we hope not—but there have been some troubling indications lately.  Unquestionably, Donald Trump,...

Phubbing Up the Relationship

How an obsession with smartphones and social media could be creating a serious disconnect in your sex life. Despite the oft-held belief that technology is a powerful tool for connecting the population, the rise of social media has become one of the greatest cockblockers of modern times. It’s just different out there now.  “There’s no...