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On the Pleasure Highway

What does the way you drive say about your sexual style? Buckle up and prepare to be enlightened! Anyone who’s ever been stuck at a red light knows the utter frustration. The second it turns green, the driver in front of you—usually some imbecilic asshat in a minivan checking their cell phone to see if...

A Touchy Subject

Has your relationship lost its sexual spark? Try getting hands-on—without the expectation of banging. If there’s one gripe most guys have about the women they’re with, it’s that she just doesn’t put out like she used to. In the beginning, their sex life played out like a scene from Squirtwoman 3, but over time, it...

Mind Over Mattress?

Tackling the age-old question: What’s more important in a partner, sexual attractiveness or serious smarts? When our horny bits haul us out into the world hunting for a hard or dripping companion to pair up with, we have standards—ideally, we’d prefer that said partner comes with a gorgeous face and a brilliant mind. It doesn’t...