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Losing Control?

Reluctant to take a more submissive role in the bedroom? Allow us to explain the benefits of letting your lady get on top and take the reins on occasion. Generally speaking, in the bedroom, the man likes to take charge. On top, from behind, tossing his partner around like a rag doll—Papa Power wants to...

Blood Sugar, Sex Magic?

Looking to keep your boner in its full upright position? Try cutting back on the sweets. No one warns men when they’re young and virile—when a strong breeze or a passing thought could launch a full-blown erection—that one day, that same proud soldier might turn into a limp slab of man-meat. We head into adulthood...

All-Day Foreplay?

Have things been a little icy in the bedroom between you and your lady lately? You might want to add some sexual preheating to your relationship. There’s a special kind of panic that hits a man when he’s lying next to his girl and his dick starts making plans to conquer that cooter before calling...