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Dating Profiles: Let’s Get Real!

Why unrealistically puffing up your image on your dating profile ultimately works to your disadvantage. The era of dating apps has given singles a superpower they never had before—they can look like hot shit at all times. Social media lets the young, dumb and full of cum exist in a world without bad days, one...

The Humping Games

Dating can feel like a battlefield—and you can bet that the ladies have their strategies and tactics for striking down the cheaters, deadbeats and scrubs out there. We explore five defensive dating maneuvers women use and how they work. Dating is supposed to be a fun little adventure—complete with dirty martinis, sushi nights, and Netflix...

Confusing Attraction?

If you’re straight but find yourself attracted to someone of the same gender, it doesn’t fundamentally alter your sexual orientation. Join us as we explore the nuances of heteroflexibility. Throughout much of history, humanity has been led to believe that, through either nature or nurture, the majority of people are either straight or gay. Yet,...