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Line of Questioning

Exploring the things you should—and definitely shouldn’t—ask when you first meet someone you’re interested in hooking up with. Dissect any situation where a chance encounter with a fine piece of tail went from a casual conversation to a coitally charged romp, and it becomes painfully evident that first impressions are everything. Had it not been...

Past Your Prime?

Finding sex and companionship over 50 is difficult, but not impossible—and your age could actually work to your advantage in the dating world. Hitting the dating scene with a few grey pubes on your nuts doesn’t mean romance is off the table, but society sure acts like it does. Walk into a bar single and...

For Richer or Poorer?

Tackling the age-old question: What’s more important in a relationship, love or money? The Beatles once crooned that money can’t buy love, but decades later, Tina Turner had the guts to ask, “What’s love got to do with it?” Jump ahead a few more decades, and people still can’t make up their damn minds.  According...