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Now What?

Exploring the delicate art of avoiding post-hookup awkwardness. Sleeping with someone you just met—say, after dominating trivia night at the local bar—is one of the few pure thrills left on this rotten planet. One minute you’re strangers, the next you’re rolling around like feral animals, and if your brain were doing the thinking instead of...

The Bigger, the Better?

Recent research has determined that “big dick energy” is a real thing, but take note—even if you’re packing, your sex life could still be lacking. There’s a popular belief that a man either walks through the world with “big dick energy” or he’s a fucking loser. If the latter is the case, the poor bastard...

Peak Porking Age

Good news, older guys! Contrary to popular misconception, your sex drive doesn’t necessarily diminish as you age—it might even increase! Once upon a time, young men were told they’d hit their sexual peak at 18—right around the age they were old enough to go to war and get their dicks blown off for their country....