Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

July 2025

Featuring Elly Clutch
Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

Lights, Camera, Climax!

Exploring the relationship benefits of making—and watching—a sex tape with your partner. Making a sex tape is one of those relationship rites of passage, right up there with meeting the parents or suffering through each other’s family holidays. Skipping it is like a basketball team refusing to watch game footage—they’re never going to see which...

The Healthcare Hump

It’s not easy to talk to your doctor about your sexual well-being, but it’s absolutely necessary. We suppose you’ve found yourself at one time or another cold and half-naked on crinkly paper in your family doctor’s office, waiting for the familiar “deep breath, now cough” routine. In that case, you’ve probably wondered how the hell...

Dicked on Dildos?

How Trump’s proposed tariffs could hit Americans right where it really counts—their sex toy collections. In his self-proclaimed mission to “Make America Great Again,” President Donald Trump has launched a tumultuous tariff scheme that he claims will punish the nations that have allegedly been screwing the U.S. for decades. But as Trump wavers between economic...