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Not So Fast?

Full steam ahead, or slow and low? Examining the merits of leisurely lays versus rabbit-quick rutting. Mankind was shot out of the great gash in the sky to populate the Earth, and presumably as quickly as possible. It’s why billions of blathering yahoos, imbeciles and inbreds now inhabit this rotten planet, making it less than...
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Cold-Cocked!

The freezin’ season is upon us, and with temperatures dropping, chances are good that you’re experiencing an embarrassing cold front in your pants. Here are some tips for dealing with the dreaded withered winter wang. It’s getting colder than a witch’s tit out there in many parts of the country, as summer has officially fucked...
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Making America Celibate Again?

Wary of losing even more rights under a second Trump term, a growing number of women are considering swearing off sex with men. Now that American voters have put Donald Trump back on the path to the Oval Office, women are freaking out over the possibility that his second term could spell disaster for their...