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Talk Dirty to Me

Looking for a better bedroom experience? Speak up! How lusty banter with your partner can lead to a more robust sex life. Everyone knows the couple who always seems to be getting it on. They often walk into a room beaming with an energy suggesting they may have just finished doing the backseat boogie before...

Hail to the Cheeks!

Exploring the erotic appeal of America’s First Ladies through our nation’s history. Throughout the history of our nation, the First Lady has been framed as a symbol of national dignity—which is interesting, considering how many Americans have likely wondered which of them has hit her head the most on the headboard in the White House....

Bedroom Bylaws

Examining the rules that people establish for having sex, from the somewhat odd to the downright bizarre. When the cosmic architects first cooked up this sex thing to keep their little alien ant farm nice and populated, they designed it so every creature—no matter how evolved—could tap straight into their inner beast. The plan was...