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Fucked in the Head?

No, those bizarre fantasies that pop into your head from time to time don’t make you a weirdo—they make you human. It happens, and it’s terrifying. One minute, you’re sitting there dreading the duties of the day, and the next—BOOM!—from out of nowhere, you’ve got your mother-in-law bent over the dishwasher, giving her the backdoor...

Sleeping with the Enemy?

Want to know if a potential new partner is a worthy mate or a nightmare in the making? Never mind the dinner dates and chitchat over drinks—a session in the sack will tell you what you need to know. When it comes to dating, the tried and true “find out if they’re the one” guidebook...

Talk Dirty to Me

Looking for a better bedroom experience? Speak up! How lusty banter with your partner can lead to a more robust sex life. Everyone knows the couple who always seems to be getting it on. They often walk into a room beaming with an energy suggesting they may have just finished doing the backseat boogie before...