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June 2025

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The Healthcare Hump

It’s not easy to talk to your doctor about your sexual well-being, but it’s absolutely necessary. We suppose you’ve found yourself at one time or another cold and half-naked on crinkly paper in your family doctor’s office, waiting for the familiar “deep breath, now cough” routine. In that case, you’ve probably wondered how the hell...

Dicked on Dildos?

How Trump’s proposed tariffs could hit Americans right where it really counts—their sex toy collections. In his self-proclaimed mission to “Make America Great Again,” President Donald Trump has launched a tumultuous tariff scheme that he claims will punish the nations that have allegedly been screwing the U.S. for decades. But as Trump wavers between economic...

Breast Friends Forever

Tits—we just can’t get enough of them! But why? Unpacking our relentless obsession with boobs. There’s something undeniably bizarre that happens to men in the presence of boobs. They get all fluttery, their eyes zero in like heat-seeking missiles and it takes visible effort for them to look away. It’s as if some ancient instinct...