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Porn in Film: Who Got It Right?

From Boogie Nights to The Girl Next Door, we grade the big-screen portrayals of the adult industry. Pornography and the people who make it are fascinating topics for mainstream movies, but how accurate have these portrayals been? We took a random sampling of movies and characters and, in a completely unscientific and opinionated way, passed...

Fart Fetishism: It’s a Gas, Gas, Gas

For those with a sexual taste for toots, the phrase “blow it out your ass” takes on an arousing new meaning.  Farts are many things to many people. Stinky, usually. Embarrassing, for someone who lets one rip at an inopportune moment. Even funny, for those whose sense of humor leans toward the puerile.  And for...

The Matt Gaetz Probe and a Brief Look at Washington Sex Scandals

With the Florida congressman reportedly under investigation, we look at some of the salacious scandals that have rocked Washington, D.C. in the past. MAGA edgelord and purported mega-douche Matt Gaetz, the Republican representative from Florida’s 1st Congressional District, seems to know a thing or two about getting ahead in politics: suck up to the bigger...